Lena Mae
Lena Mae

Three Good Hits of Hundred Watt Club!

I interviewed Lena Mae (HWC’s boss-boss lady) wayyy back in January 2015. A year or so later I finally made my way along to a Hundred Watt Club show, and I’ve loved them ever since! What I really love is the simplicity. Lena rocks up to a town or city in the UK with a whole bunch of great burlesque and cabaret acts and charms the pants of the crowd for the best part of an evening. It’s delicious fun. Please do get along as soon as you can!

Each show has a little snippet below (appetisers, darling!) and then follow the fun link at the end of the snippet to the full feature. Got it? Good!

So without any further mucking around…Three Good Hits of the Hundred Watt Club

DAMNED DELICIOUS! 100 WATT CLUB, GUILDFORD

“With the audience tipsy and ready to play…
LENA MAE!
Lena, decked out in red, jewels and all manner of elegant flotsam and jetsam swishes onto the stage to…
DIRTY BOOGIE!
You know it’s going to be a rude night when the show starts with Dirty Boogie…
Lena: bimping, bumping, bouncing, calling up the crowd…
Lena: tearing her gloves off with her teeth…
Lena: teasing…slow, smouldering, enchanting…
Lena: dancing this way, a little dance like that…
Lena: …THE SPLITS!
And then…
POP!
A champagne glitter BOOP at the end!
Voila!
Superbe!
WOOHOO!”

DO THE DELICIOUS!

BLOOMIN’ MARVELLOUS! 100 WATT CLUB, WINCHESTER

“…Without any further introduction…our first act for the evening…
BETSY ROSE!
We do love a bit of Betsy Rose. Great performer.
Betsy sweeps eloquently onto the stage wearing black velvet, satin and chiffon. She looks like a tempting Amazonian princess.
Jazz swing Rumba Rumba Rumbles in the background…
Rumba, young girl, rumba.
And Betsy goes off and off and off:
The splits!
Followed by a cheeky smile
Betsy continues, dancing, shifting, moving lovingly for the crowd, all while screeching
“Yow!”
“Yow!”
“Yow!”
She’s good this girl. Tons of super-massive tail feathers and a very beautiful BOTTOM!
Which is followed by a sneaky cheeky…
“OOP!”
Ha ha!
I love those little rebel yells! So much fun! And I really think Betsy Rose is technically one of the best around – she always hits her marks, always has those funny (in a good way!) little facial expressions…pretty awesome really.
And that’s a feather bottom bending over!
Terrific!
Thank you, Betsy, that was a great performance. What a delish!”

HULA-WEDGIE-HULA-WEDGIE!

RRRUMBLE-RRRUMBLE-ROARRR! 100 WATT CLUB, BRIGHTON

“Ladies and Gentlemen…AYESHA H!”
“Ooooooooh”
(that’s merely me swooning)
Ayesha wanders wonderfully out of the darkness looking exquisite. Very exquisite. Incredibly exquisite. Exquisite exquisite. Good hat, corset, cowboy boots, and of course a BIG FAT F****ING WHIP!!!
Now what exactly is she going to do with tha…
“>>WHAHH>>PUH!!SH!!!” “>>WHAHH>>PUH!!SH!!!” “>>WHAHH>>PUH!!SH!!!”
Oh, heaven…(you’ll have to read more!)”

ROARRR!

Fin 

For further fun and games go to hundredwattclub.com!

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